I limped into Darwin on Sunday afternoon with oil covering the left hand side of the bike. Darwin BMW kindly agreed to look at the bike first thing on Monday despite their mechanics being fully booked for weeks ahead. This necessitated their mechanic Cameron working after hours to finish other jobs. It turns out the rocker cover had a hairline crack where the spark plug passes through it. Parts required were available in Sydney. They were ordered Monday morning and air-freighted to Darwin overnight. Cameron fitted them on Tuesday (and changed the oil and filter at my request), and I was up and running again mid Tuesday afternoon. I rode out of Darwin heading west early Wednesday morning. When the bike was ready, Arthur the service manager drove to where I was staying and picked me up so I could collect the bike. They even got the degreaser, pressure washer and soap onto the bike and returned it to me clean as a whistle. A big thanks to the Darwin BMW crew, in particular Cameron.
I had a scrumptious breakfast on Monday with David and Jean (it was very nice to see them both), and their dog Millie. Being part heeler and a few other things, Millie kept coming to my side with an old tennis ball to be thrown. I continued to eat my paw-paw and croissants and jam, while throwing the ball into what I thought would be increasingly difficult spots in shrubs and the like, as you do. Millie always brought it back, albeit with delay at times and would reappear at my feet for the next throw. After some time I looked down at Millie and gave her a pat, and noticed that she in fact had no eyes – the result of glaucoma some time ago I was told. Yes I felt bad – very bad. I felt that I should go and chase balls thrown to tricky spots as the beginning of my penance. Millie negotiated her familiar environment with surefootedness and confidence.
The house where I was staying in Darwin had Rusty the dark brown kelpie in charge of security. Rusty was a springy tallish dog, very full of beans. But his most endearing feature was a fully fledged, utterly polished, unmistakeable and utterly engaging smile. Rusty has lovely front teeth which are on display when he chooses to smile, which is often. This is a winning trick of Rusty’s. Max and Minnie, I still love you both, but I did take Rusty for a few walks, and he did get a lot of pats.
Now this photo is not me playing Victorian motorcycle cop. It is me sharing with you one of the secrets of the long distance rider. You see, with the tank bag sitting up as it does right in front of me, if I park the bike on slightly sloping ground on its side stand, it sits nearly upright. I can then lean forward with the chin of my helmet on my folded hands on the tank bag, feet on the pegs, eyes closed, and have a nap. I am a third dan black belt in the restorative 10 minute nap. Then upon the eyes opening again, the view is as above. One must be vigilant though not to head off in the direction in which one is pointing unless that direction coincides with the direction one was going before the nap (Noel!).
The ground in the N.T. is generally most uninviting to stretch out on for a rest. What with bull ants, scorpions, snakes, buffalo and long distance inland dry-country-specialist salties, you just don’t do it.
Speaking of ants, on an earlier post on this blog I attached a photo of what I identified as anthills, and it is alleged that I suggested that ants built these anthills. It has been brought to my attention (thank you Tanned Nomad of Townsville) that these were in fact constructed by termites. I find it remarkable that termites would do that for ants.
Hunto has mischievously requested a photo of your humble blogger, knowing full well that I do not have a photo crew with me. Borrowing from a portrait technique perfected by my daughters and it would appear all their friends (the arms-length self-portrait), here I am.
I needed a breather after doing a couple of donuts – see lower left of frame. |
Not booking ahead for accommodation, and not knowing anything about where you are going, can lead to surprises in the two available categories. While heading for Timber Creek yesterday, I stopped for petrol at Victoria River. I had planned to stay in Timber Creek, which would have been a big mistake. Victoria River was beautiful and so I stayed.
It is surrounded by rugged battlements on high (I sense a hymn or perhaps an anthem coming on), and unbeknownst to me (such words are the privilege of the hymn and ahthem writer) when I took the next photo, the ridge in it was part of the eastern fortification of the Victoria River valley.
Nestled in a huge natural amphitheatre of long rugged escarpments was the Victoria River roadhouse and camping ground with of course the mighty Victoria River flowing through the middle of it.
There may be better places to pitch a tent and park your GS, but none came to mind around 3pm yesterday.
Now some of you know that I do like aeroplanes. After 31/2 weeks of essentially high speed taxying, I was ready to take to the air – even in this tired old Kwakka.
The black line is for fuel. It is not a remote control, and the pilot was prepared to get airborne with us - always a comforting feature. |
As with all aircraft, this collection of bolts and bits, once airborne, was so much more than the sum of its parts.
As soon as it slipped the surly bonds of earth (pilotspeak for getting airborne) it became a thing of beauty.
Then it took us to beautiful places as the curvature of the earth was about to take the sun from us for the night. It rose at first in slow motion then dipped its nose and sped off through the trees with insect-like alacrity.
The Victoria River |
A rugged battlement on high. |
There were no doors. I did check my seatbelt twice before takeoff. |
That’s our shadow in the middle of the wall. |
It goes without saying that |
The cameo can be more captivating than the full canvas. |
Just because the sun has set does not mean the light show is over. |
If you are spatially challenged, please move straight to the less demanding description below of Des’s mobile washing machine.
I was asked this evening if after 31/2 weeks I still look forward to riding each day. I answered that this morning I arose in the dark, packed my bike under the light of a torch on a band around my head, and was ready to head off after I had watched the sun rise. I had no particular requirement to leave early, but upon waking up in the tent in the cool of the pre-dawn darkness I realised that I wanted to be heading off on the bike more than I wanted further sleep. The timing worked out neatly. As soon as the bike was packed (I left the tent up for the sun to dry the moisture on it), the pale eastern sky which had been threatening sunrise for a protracted period suddenly intensified and brightened, then the first of its rays flashed over the eastern escarpment with science-fiction speed to light up the top of the western escarpment. (Are you sure you shouldn’t be reading about Des’s washing machine? You were warned).
Then as the sun climbed in the east, the deep reds of the cliff to the west were revealed as the shadow line slid silently down them. The shadow progressed down the cliffs at a stately measure pace as if recognising the majesty of the spectacle being revealed. Then when the shadow got to the edge of the flat plains beneath the cliff lines, the shadow line raced across the plains giving in quick time bright hue and dark shadow to every tree and blade of grass, with a speed which seemed to recognise that lighting the plains was merely a necessary formality after the main act.
Waiting for the tent to dry. |
Alright, Des’s washing machine. Des is a truckie on long service leave, driving his neatly setup 4WD with boat and tent etc around the outback as the whim takes him, with nobody to please but himself.
He had offered me a cup of tea before I departed, which is when I spotted the plastic drum in the milk crate. Des explained that he puts his dirty washing in there with some water and detergent, and that the rough roads do the rest. They come out very clean he assured me, and I have no reason to doubt him. I am considering converting one of my panniers for this purpose.
After rounding the first few bends which followed the Victoria River, the sparkle of a new morning had the landscape positively shining.
An hour or two later I entered the land of the boab tree.
The boab has a character-building shape. |
If a tree grew entirely upside down, it might look something like this. |
There are also caring boab trees. “Come on, it’s safe to cross now.” |
En route to Halls Creek, I rode through Kununurra. This is what you walk past on your way to work in Kununurra. Nice. (Give me a break, ordinary adjectives need to get out once in a while). |
I have homes to stay in for the next two nights, with Ian and Deb in Fitzroy Crossing, and Ness and Adam in Derby. Could tonight be my last night in a donga on this trip? I certainly hope so.
Liz is flying to Broome to meet me on Sunday, bringing with her the pillion seat for the GS, and her motorbike gear. We will be doing some local touring. Liz has inexplicably chosen QANTAS over the back seat of the GS for the return trip.
10 comments:
You still make me laugh out loud!! And the photos on this post are particularly beautiful. Well done! See you on Sunday.
Crickeys John. You are game flying in an old ancient Kwakka with a reciprocating piston engine mate!!!! I liked your safety apparel...thongs and shorts!!!!
You are certainly getting the kilometres up now!!
Had better slow down to smell the roses mate!!!!
Great photos that depict what I thought would be the landsape of that part of the world.
All quiet in the land of sand!!!! Working two 24 hour shifts this week and thats it for me!!!!
Had a bunch of Pilots for lunch today, an ex Agusta factory Instructor, a rare species...ex Vietnam and Afghanistan vet, a guy who has flown from Somalia to the USA and most countries in between....and a lady Aussie Pilot who flies for Etihad!!!!
Told them about this guy riding a BMW 1200 around OZ solo!!! They are impressed by your feats!!!!
Safe riding John.
Cheers
Tony & Linda
I believe CAR 157 would have an opinion on your proximity to the cliff face in some of the above photos, John.
Very entertaining reading, keep up the excellent writing!
Liz and I were talking last night; I told her that your parting words (just about) were to not let her forget the pillion seat!
Meanwhile, I've started IFR training in the sim. Very full-on.
Happy riding John.
Andrew
Oh John, you are keeping us endlessly entertained and the talk on Friday morning's at the Tin Pot is all about you and your fabulous blog. Particularly loved the description of the Brolga taking off! Enjoy your time with Liz and keep safe! Cheers Annie
Hi John, Glad to see that you are back on the road safe and sound. Thought of you at 2°C in the Central Highlands over the weekend.
Cheers,
Brian.
Nice chatting today and thanks for the emails which have gone some way towards addressing my relevance deprivation issues...If Liz can chant the Northern Rivers system and I can do the "Sunlander" towns I can see a career opportunity for us as a double act - just not sure where we'd stage it . You're the one with the bright ideas so solve that... There has to be some use for it, hasn't there?
No point turning up on 23rd August to demand your ballot paper. It'll be all over. Real world time for that event is 21st, after which we can all get over it, move forward,get some real action etc until next time. It's been nearly as riveting as your blog, though for all the wrong reasons.And your visuals are better.
Do give some thought to preserving the blog content for the State Library. There'll be some whizkid who can suck it out of the ether and turn it into print for the edification of posterity.Not quite Burke and Wills but it has a certain picaresque, unlikely charm.........
Couldn't agree more John about the Victoria Roadhouse area, I was considering camping but pushed onto Timber Creek. I am sitting at my tent watching the sun rise and the bird life around the creek is awesome - the noise has been going for about an hour now. From what I remember you telling me nothing could be worse then the Camooweal donga. I'll probably spend a night or two at Wyndham - I'll just see how the mood takes me.
See ya John R
Ooh, good! My first Dear John letter
Dear John
It is both a sad indictment of my priorities and a glowing commendation of yours that you have been out bush, burning about for a bit, but this is my first blog.
At the outset, and to assuage your thinly disguised concerns about not enough work in your extant 'work; life' balance, let me assure you the Victorian Bar has survived your absence, thus far. Unbelieveable, I can hear you saying. But I had to tell you as I dont want you to continue to be so concerned for the welfare of our august institution.
Judging by the number of boarded up windows around Owen Dixon's joint, your shenanigans in far flung jurisdictions have had a far worse impact on some of the nearby coffee houses and luncheon venues.
Of course, I have been doing (read eating and coffeeing) my best. But I am, after all, a mere junior.
But for all of that important stuff we barristers must bear, please know when I am not eating and drinking and running around trying to look important, I have been enjoying your tales immensely. Yeah verily, I have let out many a haughty guffaw. And mine eyes hath been mostly aghast at such fair images.
If the lights ever go on anywhere on level sixth other than your or my rooms, I'll see if I can stir up some interest.
Take care. Take your time. Take more photos.
As you well know counsel should never give an undertaking, so I wont undertake to blog again. But I will be reading and guffawing into my coffee and my cucumber sandwiches until you return; and beyond.
But please, enough of these simple verbs.
Doug
Hi John,
We have had such different lives and yet we were great mates in primary school and did nearly everything together.
I am so pleased to be able to witness this great trip of yours via this blog, and to see what you are doing. I think it was your visit to me in Mildura a couple of years ago that gave you the idea to get a bike/lisence etc and it's astonishing how you've embraced the notion.
This is a VERY enjoyable account of your well-planned trip. I remember saying to you when you were up here "If you haven't fallen off, you're not a motorcyclist" - well, I hope you never have and never do, for you are a motorcyclist to admire and falling off hurts your bike.
I have forwarded your blog address to Ulysses Mildura Branch for inclusion in its next "Wintersun Runner" newsletter. Mildura hosts the Ulysses AGM in 2012 and I am to be the Welfare Officer at that. Please join the club, come to the 2012 AGM, suffer a sore toe or little finger and I will be behoved to come and say "There there" - and I'd love that!
I had tears in my eyes with what you wrote under Liz's photo. My Pammy is stuck here with her MS and I can't hope to do what you are doing. Go back to the first paragraph...
I'm sending this using the Anonymous profile in the hope that it at last lets me do it.
Cheers,
Eric Fiesley (who is anything BUT anonymous)
hey uncle john its annaliese how are you? im pretty good. love you good luck!! xoxoxox
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